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IMPORTANT: BEFORE VIEWING PROFILE, HOLD DOWN ctrl AND CLICK ON AUDIO LINK ABOVE. Moving on...Hm, not much to say really. I'm a weirdo. Let's be honest. My idea of having fun does not necessarily include alcohol but lots of sugar helps and I just generally go crazy ;)

Monday, 31 January 2011


Why is it that my life at the moment seems to consist of homework, msn, facebook and food? That is a very sad person's life, surely? I'm trying to go outside more, go on more walks with the dogs etc. but I can't seem to motivate myself to do so. To be fair, I did go on a walk this morning, it was fun so I think I can get myself back into a more healthy routine. I hope, anyway. We met up with a lovely dog walkeress and her doggies, labmeister Wispa and podencoator Ditto. (Who has normal labs and podencos these days?) The four doggums got on superbly, Wispa gets grumpy but Monts and Woods listen to him and leave him alone after a single grumbly. A little Border Terrier attempted to mount Wispa, who isn't even that big, but the epicness of the fail was rather funny. Particularly because Wispa then went 'grrrrrrr' and the little terrier ran off, tail between his legs. Heh.

I just got the most massive splinter in the world!! Our floorboard downstairs is wrecked because of the dogs, and years of rollerblading and skateboarding down it. It needs a good polishing....or whatever. Will just have to get builder Dave down on the job. :D

Was off ill today from scholage, and was absolutely BORED OUT OF MY MIND. What can you do when no one (apart from dad....but he doesn't count) is home, and no one is on msn? I'll tell you what-go on youtube and watch the most traumatic, and mentally damaging videos ever. You can be kept busy for hours, watching the same video over and over, trying to work out WTF you just watched! I saw this video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k_dgvab65I&feature=related today. And. After watching it about 20 times am really not sure whether I want to laugh or cry...or both. I mean. WTF. :|

I know this is sad, but I am hoping to go to the zoo to see friends I haven't seen in 7 months soonish, and I am FRIGGIN excited! I mean, good friends + animals + toy shop = PURE WIN. If my bestie moo can go, it will be X a million for awesomeness. And if they all get on, X ten billion. XD I'm sure they will, they're all nuts! :P Kinda concerned said bestie moo may worry I'll leave her out for my other friends, but I know that will not happen as she is my no.1 and is attached to me like the ring on my finger.....yesh......kinda managed to get a ring stuck on my finger. XD Tis not a pain though, tis from IOW time with said bestie and so shall remain there forever, or at least until my fingers and I along with them get uber fat and chubby and I have to have it surgically removed.

Will be ultra nice to see my pallies from college again though, missed them so much and the strange/good times we have had :P LITERALLY cannot wait. XD

Ramble ramble ramble. I'm hungry but I feel ill. DILEMMA.


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LOVE YOU ALL......yes, even you!

Gabs x

Sunday, 23 January 2011

Intro to me

So, whether you like it or not, I'm going to force feed you a little bit of an introduction to me. Think of it like those times you were FORCED to swallow the broccoli, or gag on the brussel sprouts! In general I'm extremely shy, but at the same time loud? I am the laziest thing any discoverer man ever discoverered, and I am the QUEEN (or one of many I suppose) of sexual innuendoes, so beware! You have been warned.

I can have quite a short temper, but usually that's well controlled, so SHUT THE F*CK UP, OK? I shall try my utmost NOT to come on here and RANT away like a little angry ranty thingy, but you just never know what kinds of twittish things people will do to you nowadays, do you?

Passion number one in life is dogs. I wouldn't be without a dog now. I have two Aussies (Australian Shepherds,) Monty and Woody, who are my boys....my life basically! They are very much a duo, and gang up to perform naughties, but gotta love them for it. They'd never do anything deliberately to hurt anyone. Monty is VERY VERY stupid. I am not kidding. The lights are on....but no one is home, and no one has been home since the err....arrival of his manhood!! That's a LONG holiday! Woody is more intelligent, and that intelligence has survived through the arrival of his own manhood, which I am very glad about. Monty is....well, he's Monty, everyone has accepted he is just too stupid. But we didn't need another one of those :P

Passion number two is photography. I just LURVE to whip out the ol' DSLR in my family's face and take a few snaps of them....I dunno, looking constipated or demented. Mostly I photograph nature or the dogs. But the odd portrait too, when the occasion calls for such photos. I'm the designated photographer in the family, so I'm always in charge of taking all the photos on holidays, nights out, etc. But I love it so much, I don't mind. Plus, who wants to see my ugly mug in the holiday album anyway? Want to show my grandchildren one day WITHOUT giving them nightmares! I do love and appreciate GOOD photography. I.e. to me, if I'm taking a picture now, I want to do it properly. I enjoy it a lot and using all the different settings and adjusting all the controls on the camera to see what results I get has become a bit of a hobby even when I'm not taking pictures! (NERD ALERT, NERD ALERT) ....er-hem.....did you hear something?

Music wise, my taste is incredibly varied. I like Linkin Park, Radiohead, Paloma Faith, Eliza Doolittle, Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, Does it Offend You, Yeah?, Florence & the Machine, The Morning Benders.....I could go on and on but do you get my point?

Not really much else to say I don't think.... I go to school (in the sixth form, I am 18!) and study German, Maths, Psychology and Biology at A level, and am doing a Photography GCSE. I love ALL my subjects, I actually wouldn't change any of them. I want to do Zoology at uni, so the subjects are all sort of based around that (Biology for....well, Biology is a requirement! Maths as a second science, German because it helps being able to speak another language if you take Zoology, especially German, and Psychology because of the behavioural/psychological side of Zoology.) I went to a different college last year. But due to difficulties with one particular teacher, which kind of messed up my whole experience there and made me unhappy there, I left and returned to my old school. So I am now in the year below what I should be, but I'm very VERY happy that happened, as I made some fantastic friends at the other college......Although I feel my (nonextistent....let's be honest) pride has taken a knock at being in the year below! V_V

Ultimately, my goals in life are to become a dog behaviourist, or a wildlife photographer, and to make people happy. I make a lot of jokes at my expense, because I am a freak of nature. Lol...and in the hope that if people can't laugh with me at least they can have a good ol' giggle AT me. :P

Anyway, I hope you feel thoroughly tortured and sanity-ravaged now...and I am off to find something to put in my mouth.

...That is something to eat. Love you all!

...Oh, here, have a picture

Am I crazy? Honest opinions please!